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Dog Joke - 2
Which dog can tell time? A watchdog.
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Sport Joke
The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out 'Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup. ' Snow White says 'Well at least Dopey's alive!'
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Witch Joke
What is a witch's favourite TV show? Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!
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Joke for Halloween
The boss of a large company says to his protege : ' I'm transferring you to the northern office 'The protege says : ' But that place is full of whores and football players!'The boss replies : ' My wife used to live there ! 'The protege quickly responds: ' Really ?? What position does she play ? '
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Political Joke
Most Republicans try, at least once, enclosing indulgent, wretchedly maudlin form letters about their families in their Christmas cards. Public ridicule from Democrats usually discourages them from doing it again.
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Animal Joke
Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog. So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. After about a year and a half of Bob's cow crapping in Bill's yard; being ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front of Bill's house. Bob runs over and demands to know what's in the 18-wheeler. 'My new pet elephant, ' Bill replies solemly.
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Gorilla Joke
Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ? A: Because it was dead.
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Mad Joke
Q: What's a brunette's mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?A3: 'All the blondes have gone home!'
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