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A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem. 'My husband, ' she said, 'always falls asleep with his erect penis inside of me. ''Is that a problem?' asked the therapist. 'Well, ' she said, 'the problem is he walks in his sleep!'
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Computer Joke
Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1. 99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.
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Clinton Joke
Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone? A: He turned into Hillary!
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Joke of the Day
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The Russian takes a bottle of the Best Vodka out of his pack, pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says: 'In USSR, we have the best vodka of the world, nowhere in the world you can find Vodka as good as the one we produce in Ukrainia. And we have so much of it, that we can just throw it away. . . ' Saying that, he opens the window and throws the rest of the bottle through it. All the others are quite impressed. The Cuban takes out a pack of Havanas, takes one of them, lights it and begins to smoke it saying: 'In Cuba, we have the best cigars of the world: Havanas. Nowhere in the world there is so many and so good cigare and we have so much of them, that we can just throw them away. . '. Saying that, he throws the pack of havanas thru the window. Again, everybody is quite impressed. At this time, the American just stands up, opens the window, and throws the Lawyer through it. .
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Dinosaur Joke
Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
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Gender Joke
What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
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For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that us old pros do: there are three stages of sex with your mate during pregnancy. During the first trimester, you do it regular style. During the second trimester, you do it doggie style. During the last trimester, you do it wolf style. 'What the heck is wolf style?' you ask. That's when you sit by the hole and howl!
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