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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
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So have a look around, enjoy and get those crops cut
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of joke shop bristol and other funny jokes |
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Humor Joke
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn't leave tracks like snails!
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Dog Joke - 2
What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!
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Legal Humor
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. There's no sign of theoffending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's anote stuck under the windshield wiper. 'Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who sawthe accident are nodding and smiling at me because they thinkI'm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I'm not. '
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Bird Joke
What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven.
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Funny Kids Joke
'They're not growing bananas any longer. '
'Really? Why not?'
'Because they're long enough already. '
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Elephant Joke
What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ? The tusk fairy !
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Accountant Joke
Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.
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Naughty Joke
'I'm finished with Judi!' Jon exclaimed to his friend. 'She brokedown and told me she was bisexual. Who the hell wants to screw just twice a year???'
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