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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Computer Joke
If only women and kids only came with pull-down menus & online help
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
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Bumper Stickers - 7
What if the Hokey Pokey really is what its all about?
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read 'one at a time, please'
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Police Joke
A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of Maine. Every summer, he would invite one friend or another to stay with him there for a week or two. One summer he invited a Czechoslovakian friend to visit him. The friend, happy to get anything free from a lawyer, eagerly agreed. When the time came, they spent a wonderful time, getting up early every morning and enjoying the great outdoors. One morning, as the lawyer and his Czechoslovakian friend were picking raspberries and blueberries for their breakfast, they were approached by two huge bears--a male and a female. The lawyer noticed them in time to run for cover. His friend, however, was not so lucky. The male bear reached him and swallowed him whole. Seeing this, the lawyer ran back to his Mercedes and raced for the nearest town to get the local sheriff. The sheriff grabbed his hig h-powered rifle and raced back to the berry area with the lawyer. All the while, he was plagued by visions of lawsuit from his friend's family. He just had to save his friend. Luckily, the bears were still there. 'He's in THAT one!' cried the lawyer, pointing to the male. The sheriff looked at the bears, leveled his gun, took careful aim, and shot the female. 'What did you do that for?!' exclaimed the lawyer, 'I said he was in the other bear!' 'Exactly, ' replied the sheriff. 'Would you believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the male?'
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Miscellaneous Joke
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing. The other guy says, 'That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you. ' The first guy responds, 'Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years. '
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Food Joke
Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.
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Satire Joke
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. There's too much blood in my alcohol system. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. Jesus paid for our sins. . . now lets get our money's worth. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Prevent inbreeding: ban Country & Western music. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. . . Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his bus. Lord save me from your followers. God must love stupid people. He made so many. I said 'no' to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen. Rainy days and automatic weapons always get me down. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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