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Dance Joke
What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.
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Law Enforcement Joke
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this:Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. Q: Officer, who provided this description?A: The officer who responded to the scene. Q: A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?A: Yes sir, with my life. Q: With your life? Let me ask you this then officer, do you have a locker room in the police station, a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?A: Yes sir, we do. Q: And do you have a locker in that room?A: Yes sir, I do. Q: And do you have a lock on your locker?A: Yes sir. Q: Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those officers?A: You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes defense attorneys have been known to walk through that room.
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Witch Joke
How do you get milk from a witch's cat? Steal her saucer.
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Sport Joke
What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The scenter spot!
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Miscellaneous Joke
A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The catholic preacher sees a cat in the middle of the road, and slams on his brakes. The cat is avoided, but the Baptist preacher hits the back of the catholic preacher. They step out of their cars, and begin talking. 'Oh, I am so sorry, that was my fault, ' says the Baptist preacher. While waiting for the cops after they called by cell phone, the preachers soon start talking about their professions to pass the time. 'You know, I never understood why catholic preachers don't drink wine to represent Christ's blood. ' The catholic preacher responds, 'Well, we believe that drinking wine is wrong, and just use grape juice instead. ' 'I have a bottle of wine in my glove compartment right now. Tell you what, let's drink a little right now while waiting for the cops. ' 'Oh, no I couldn't, replies the catholic, but after pressuring him, the catholic preacher soon agrees. The Baptist preacher takes out the wine and a couple of Dixie cups, and pours a little into each. The catholic preacher drinks it down quickly. 'That wasn't that bad, you're right, ' the catholic preacher says. Noticing the baptist hasn't drank his wine, he asks, 'Aren't you going to have some?' 'Oh sure, ' the other replies, 'I'll wait until after the cops come though. '
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Dog Joke - 2
Why is a dog like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
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Cop Joke
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned: 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!'
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If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?
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