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Religion Joke
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel. Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up to the front door, glance around and duck inside. 'Ah, will you look at that?' One ditch digger said. 'What's our world comin' to when men of th' cloth are visitin' suchplaces?'A short time later, a Protestant minister walked up to the door andquietly slipped inside. 'Do you believe that?' The workman exclaimed. 'Why, 'tis no wonder th' young people today are so confused, what withthe example clergymen set for them. 'After an hour went by, the men watched as a Catholic priest quicklyentered the whore house. 'Ah, what a pity, ' the digger said, leaningon his shovel. 'One of th' poor lasses must be ill. '
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says, 'Hey aren't you going to pay for that?' The man says, 'Excuse me, Castro's Army. ' The bartender says, 'Alright then' and the man leaves. A few minutes later another man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says, 'Hey aren't you going to pay for that?' The man says, 'Excuse me, Castro's Army. ' The bartender says 'Alright then' and the man leaves. The Scotsman gets an idea and walks up to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. He drinks the whisky then start s walking out the door. The bartender says, 'Hey aren't you going to pay for that?' The Scotsman says, 'Excuse me, Castro's Army. ' The bartender says, 'Hey where is your big black beard?' The Scotsman thinks quickly. He lifts his Kilt and says, 'Secret Service!'
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Sport Joke
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, 'Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?' 'Yes, ' the golfer responded. 'Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?' 'Yes, I did. How did you know?' he asked. 'Well, ' said the policeman very seriously, 'Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck couldn't make it to the fire, and the building burned down. So, what are you going to do about it?' The golfer thought it over carefully and responded. . . 'I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb. '
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Relationships Joke
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised and says, I don't have a headache!' He says, 'Aha!'
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift! Well tell her to come in I can't she doesn't stop at this floor!
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Rabbit Joke
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
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Dirty Joke
A man went into a store to buy some condoms. 'That's 1 dollar 15 plus tax, ' said the store assistant. 'I don't need tacks, ' said the man. 'It'll stay up all by itself. '
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