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Office Humor
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the 25th floor. On the 23rd floor, a great looking man with ruffled hair gets into the elevator. The women exchange a look acknowledging just how good looking this man is. The man gets off the elevator on the 12th floor. The women watch him exit the elevator. The brunette turns to the blonde and says, 'God was he good looking, but someone ought to give him some . ' To which the blonde replies, 'How do you give Shoulders?'
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Job and Office Joke
RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: 'Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. ' 'His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity. ' 'I would not allow this employee to breed. ' 'This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be. ' 'Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap. ' 'When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there. ' 'He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle. ' 'This young lady has delusions of adequacy. ' 'He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. ' 'This employee should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better. ' 'This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. '
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Fishing Joke
Where do you go to meet the best fish? It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.
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Monster Joke
Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done? At the ugly parlour.
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Redneck Joke
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
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Space Joke
What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm? Take me to your breeder !
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Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three. Two to screw it in, and one to confirm that light began while they were screwing.
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A man goes to a doctor and says:'Doctor, it's embarassing, but every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm. ''Gee, what are you taking for it?''Snuff. '
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