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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Music Joke
Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock Who's there ? Comic ! Comic who ? Comic and see me sometime !
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School Joke
Teacher, I can't solve this problem. Any five year old should be able to solve this one. No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!
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Old Age Joke
There was an old man who was married to a very young woman.
The old man was at the doctors for a checkup and the doctor said, 'Sir today I will need a sperm sample, urine sample and a stool sample'.
The old man looks at his young wife and says, ' What did he say'?
His wife replies, 'He needs a pair of your underwear. '
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Mad Joke
Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
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Military Joke
There were three American pilots captured by Germans in WWII. The Germans thought up a way to make the pilots crack and tell what they knew. They made them stand at attention, turn their heads from side to side and say, 'Tick - Tock' over and over. After about three hours, the first pilot cracked and started telling all he knew, signing everything they put in front of him. An hour later, the second pilot cracked and started confessing to things that he didn't even do. The third pilot was fighting hard not to crack. He was about half-way cracked. He was turning his head to one side only and saying, 'Tick. . . Tick. . . Tick. . . ' The German officer in charge went up to him and said, 'You thinks you iss so schmart! But I'm telling you dot vee haf vays to make you TOCK!'
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Cannibal Joke
What did the cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? 'Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!'
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At Work Joke
Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee) = PRODUCTION(Dumb manager) + (Wise employee) = PROMOTION (Dumb manager) + (Dumb employee) = OVERTIME
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