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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bug ! Bug who ? Bug Rodgers !
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Weather Joke
What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin? Santa Ana
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Stupid Blonde Joke
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a natural blonde?
A: Blow in her ear - if natural, watch as she floats. . .
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Comedy Joke
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me while I'm trapped helpless in a chair. He cleans me. He flosses me. His instruments alive in my mouth. And just when I don't think I can take it anymore, he says, 'Good girl, Marcie, you can spit now. ' - Marcie, from the 'Married With Children' sitcom.
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Business Joke
A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records. At one point the auditor exclaimed, 'Mr. Carelton, we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live and work in the USA. As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to eagerly pay them with a smile. ''Thank goodness, ' returned Mr. Carelton, with a giant grin on his face, 'I thought you were going to want me to pay with cash. '
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Computer Joke
Q: Which way did the programmer go? A: He went DATA way!
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Dirty Joke
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report, so she asked him just what that was. 'It's a period, ' reported Johnnie. 'Well I can see that, ' she said, 'but what is so exciting about a period. ' 'Damned if I know, ' said Johnnie, 'but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself. '
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Love and Marriage Joke
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDOld aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next. ' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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