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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Comedian Joke
Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none of this has ever happened before-George Carlin
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Kids School Joke
How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
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Elderly People Joke
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to Sam, 'Gee, we went to a new restaurant last nightand had the best meal ever. Good prices too. 'Sam says, 'Well, we like to eat out too. What was the name of therestaurant?'Herb says, 'You'll going to have to help me out here a little. What'sthe name of that pretty flower, smells sweet, grows on a thorny bush?'Sam says, 'How about rose?''Yes, yes, that's it!' cries Herb, then calls ahead to his wife. 'Rose. Hey, Rose. What was the name of the restaurant we ate at lastnight?'
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Divorce Joke
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
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Cop Joke
Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, 'I've lost my dad!'The policeman said, 'What's he like?'Little Johnny replied, 'Beer and women!'
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War Joke
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making a proper jump. He told them:'When I yell Stand Up, you Stand Up. When I yell hook up, you hook up. When you go out the door, yell 'Geronimo!' and wait for your shoot to open. Got It? Good, get in the plane. 'After a short flight he yelled 'Stand UP! Hook UP!' and beganshoving the troops out the door. Just after the last trooperexited, the sergeant shut the door. Suddenly, he heard someoneknocking on the door. He opened it to see a private flapping his arms trying to imitate a seagull. The private looked himin the eye and asked What did you say that SOB's name was?
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Dirty Joke
Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. 'Every time we make love, ' she said, 'I get splinters. ' So Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the carpenter, for advice. 'Sandpaper, ' said the carpenter. 'That's what you need. ' So Pinocchio took some sheets of sandpaper and went home. A few weeks later the carpenter bumped into Pinocchio again. 'How are you getting on with the girls now?' he asked. 'Who needs girls?' said Pinocchio.
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Funny School Kids Joke
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
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