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Bar Joke - 1
Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, 'We don't serve your kind in here. ' One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, 'Why not? We're cultured individuals. '
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Sport Joke
Bob and Tom both like to golf. One day Bob went to Tom and said, 'Hey look at this great ball!' Tom replied, 'What's so great about it?' Bob said, 'Well if you lose it, it will beep until you find it, and if it goes into the water it will float. This ball is impossible to lose!' 'Wow!', said Tom, 'Where did you get that from?' Bob replied, 'I found it. '
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Legal Humor
Guilty Scene: A court room in Oklahoma where a person is on trial for murder. There is strong evidence indicating guilt; however, there is no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client is guilty and that it looks like he'll probably be convicted, resorts to a clever trick. 'Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all, ' the lawyer says as he looks at his watch. 'Within 1 minute, the person presumed dead in this case will walk into this court room, ' he says and he looks toward the courtroom door. The jury, somewhat stunned, all look on eagerly. A minute passes. Nothing happens. Finally the lawyer says: 'Actually, I made up the previous statement. But you all looked on with anticipation. I, therefore, put it to you that there is reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed and insist that you return a verdict of not guilty. ' The jury, clearly confused, retires to deliberate. A very few minutes later, the jury returns and a representative pronounces a verdict of guilty. 'But how?' inquires the lawyer. 'You must have had some doubt; I saw all of you stare at the door. ' Answers the representative: 'Oh, we did look. But your client didn't. '
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Vampire Joke
Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded? Because he was a complete sucker.
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Various animal Joke
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !
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Names to Use in Prank Calls Hugh G. Rection Jim Nassium Claire Voyence Buster Hyman Anita Moore (Roger's Mom) Dick Peede Mike Hunt Mai Dixie Wrecked Jon Doe's brother Dil
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If at first you don't succeed, try not to look astonished.
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Dirty Joke
Q: Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy? A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.
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