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Ethnic Joke - 1
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? They all gather around their cash registers and sing 'What a Friend We Have In Jesus. . . '
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Funny Famous Joke
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with. . dead babies or bowling balls?Dead babies. . because you can use a pitchfork.
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Funny College Joke
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it as a pet it your back yard, you will eventually step in Yabba Dabba Doo!
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Animal Joke
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pulling and tugging on a camel, but the camel won't budge. The woman stops and says, 'Captain! Do you need some help with the camel?'The legionarie tells her the camel won't budge but she's welcome to try. The reporter gets out of the jeep, takes two bricks from the back and POW. . . smashes the camel's testicles with the bricks. The camel makes a terrible noise and runs off into the desert. The captain drops his pants and says, 'Great! Do me next, I've got to catch that son of a bitch!'
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Bar Joke - 1
The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, 'What'll you have?' The guy answers, 'A scotch, please. ' The bartender hands him the drink, and says 'That'll be five dollars, ' to which the guy replies, 'What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this. 'A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender, 'You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration. 'The bartender was not impressed, but says to the guy, 'Okay, you beat me for a drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here again. 'The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Bartender says, 'What the heck are you doing in here? I can't believe you've got the audacity to come back!' The guy says, 'What are you talking about? I've never been in this place in my life!' The bartender replies, 'I'm very sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double. 'To which the guy replies, 'Thank you. Make it a scotch. '
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Ethnic Joke - 2
What's the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarter back!
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Worlds Best Joke
What does 'WIFE' stand for?Washing Ironing Food Entertainment
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Internet Joke
Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions. Pupil: It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers.
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