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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Blonde Joke - 3
Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.
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Irish Joke
Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window. 'This reminds me of Finnegan, ' remarked one. 'What about Finnegan?' inquired the other. ''Tis a story that Finnegan died, and when he greeted St. Peter, he said: 'It's a fine job you've had here for a long time. ' 'Well, Finnegan, ' said St. Peter, 'here we count a million years as a minute and a million dollars as a cent. ' 'Ah!' said Finnegan, 'I'm needing cash. Lend me a cent. ' 'Sure, ' said St. Peter, 'just wait a minute. ''
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School Joke
Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!
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Bumper Stickers - 6
My kid had sex with your honor student.
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Men Joke
Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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Bath Joke
Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, 'Would you like a plug for it?' The idiot replied, 'Oh, I didn't know it was electric. '
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Practical Joke
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first in the competetion, when i went to claim mytrophy, my principal kicked me out from hisoffice saying that the trophy goes to theperson who came in the last, because itsSLOW BICYCLE RACE.
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Zodiac Joke
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
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