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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Car and train Joke
What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler.
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Strange Humor
A blonde complained to her friend, 'I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his!'
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Weirdest Joke
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
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Father Joke
A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode
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Men Joke
Men don't get lost; they discover alternative destinations.
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Spiked Humor
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on the subway in NYC: 'Learn to read and speak English. Call us now. ' An Amelia Island, FL, podiatrist: 'Emergency Foot Surgery- Walk-ins Welcomed. ' Sign over a restroom in a restaurant: 'Used beer department. ' On a store front in Florida: 'Your one stop shop! Beer ammo and liquor. Drive through open 24 hours!' A speed limit sign on Long Beach Island, New Jersey: 'Smile, You're on Radar!' Seen in a State Park in California: 'Weather Station (A large sign with a Rock hanging on a rope) Check the Rock. If it's wet, it's raining. If it's moving, it's windy. If you can't see it, it's foggy. If rock is gone, it's a tornado. '
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Best Joke Online
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife's request to buy her some tampons. About an hour later he comes home with a bag of cotton balls. Staring at him in disbelief she asks, 'What the HELL. . . ?!?! I asked for TAMPONS, not friggin COTTONBALLS!!'He says, 'Remember when I asked you to pick me up a pack of cigarettes and you came home with a tin of tobacco and told me to roll my own because the cigs were too expensive. . . . . ?
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me One at a time please
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