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Yo momma Joke
yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell
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Situation Joke
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch. Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?Indian: Dog no talk. Cowboy: Hey dog, hows it going?Dog: Doin alright. Indian: [extreme look of shock]Cowboy: Is this your owner? [pointing at Indian]Dog: YepCowboy: How's he treat you?Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes meto the lake once a week to play. Indian: [look of disbelief]Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your horse?Indian: Horse no talk. Cowboy: Hey horse, how's it going?Horse: Cool. Indian: [extremer look of shock]Cowboy: Is this your owner? [pointing at Indian]Horse: YepCowboy: How's he treat you?Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes medown often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements. Indian: [total look of amazement]Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your sheep?Indian: Sheep Lie!!
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Funny Famous Joke
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her like a glove!
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Relationships Joke
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussingtheir home lives. 'Last night I made love to my wife four times, ' the Frenchmanbragged, 'and this morning she made me delicious crepes andshe told me how much she adored me. ''Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times, ' the Italianresponded, 'and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet andtold me she could never love another man. 'When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, 'And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?''Once, ' he replied. 'Only once?' the Italian arrogantly snorted. 'And what did she sayto you this morning?''Don't stop. '
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Friendship Joke
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew blocks away from his house when he realized he'd left his plane ticket on top of his dresser. He turned around and headed back to the house. He quietlyentered the door, walked into the kitchen. He saw his wife washing the breakfast dishes, wearing her skimpiest negligee. She looked so good that he tiptoed up behind her, reached out, and squeezed her left tit. 'Leave only one quart of milk, ' she said. 'Jon won't be here for breakfast tomorrow. '
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Monster Joke
What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog? I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
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Real Life Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tip light. Finally, she rang for the flight attendant. 'I'm sorry to bother you, ' she said, 'but I think you should inform the pilot that his left-turn indicator is on and has been for some time. '
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Foreigners Joke
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
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