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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Elderly People Joke
ent to the doctors office. . .
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Baby Joke
My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he's healthy.
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Ethnic Joke - 2
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
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Silliest Joke
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have always thought that gas was a good value (especially if you were to take the $0. '30
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Sports Humor
When shouldn't a mountain climber call for help?When he's hanging by his teeth.
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Journalist Joke
George W. Bush is seen crossing the Potomac river on foot. The Washington Post : 'President Bush crosses the Potomac River'. The Washington Time : 'Bush's conservative approach saves taxpayers a boat'. Mother Jones : 'Bush can't swim'.
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Joke for Halloween
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking, 'What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?' Tom says, 'I would switch one train to another track. ''What if the lever broke?' asks the inspector. 'I'd run down to the tracks and use the manual lever, ' answers Tom. 'What if that had been struck by lightning?' challenges the inspector. 'Then, ' Tom continues, 'I'd run back up here and use the phone to call the next signal box. ''What if the phone was busy?' 'In that case, ' Tom argues, 'I'd run to the street level and use the public phone near the station'. 'What if that had been vandalized?' 'Oh, well, ' says Tom, 'in that case I'd run into town and get my Uncle Leo. 'This puzzles the inspector, so he asks, 'Why would you do that?''Because he's never seen a train crash!'
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Dumb Blonde Joke
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone. A2: Only one person can use the phone at once.
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