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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of joke bragonje and other funny jokes |
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo, who?
Don't cry, the Easter Bunnies will come back next year!
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Bumper Stickers - 6
Not Screaming And Yelling Like The Passengers In His Car
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Blonde Joke - 2
One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went home.
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Just for Laughs Joke
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights and jogs six miles every day. One morning he looks into the mirror and admires his body and notices that he is suntanned all over with the one exception of his penis, which he readily decides to do something about. He goes to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he leaves sticking out. Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, she begins to move it around with the cane. Remarking to the other little old lady, she says, 'There is really no justice in the world. 'The other little old lady says, 'What do you mean by that?'The first little old lady says, 'Look at that - When I was 20 - I was curious about it. When I was 30 - I enjoyed it. When I was 40 - I asked for it. When I was 50 - I paid for it. When I was 60 - I prayed for it. When I was 70 - I forgot about it. Now that I'm '80
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Miscellaneous Joke
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting over his attentions. They held a meeting to resolve the problem anddecided that each would have his services on adifferent day of the week, with Sundays off for him. In due time the guy was dragging himself through theweek, looking forward to Sunday. As he lay an the beach one day he saw a dot floatingon the sea which as it got closer turned out to be aman on a raft. With his last ounce of strength heswam out, pulled the raft ashore, gave the occupantCPR and as he came around said to him; 'Oh man, amI ever glad to see you! 'Goodness gracious, am I ever glad to see you too'said the raft rider in a swishy way. With a shrug of resignation the guy said. . . 'Oh damn, there goes my Sundays!'
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Family Comedy Joke
'Old' is when. . . . . . your sweetie says, 'Lets go upstairs and make love, ' and you answer, 'Honey, I can't do both!'. . . your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you'rebarefoot. . . . a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garagedoor nearest your car. . . . you remember when the Dead Sea was only sick. . . . going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. . . . you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don'thave to go along. . . . when it takes longer to rest than to get tired. . . . when you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by thepolice. . . . 'getting a little action' means I don't need to take any fiber today. . . . 'getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot. . . . an 'all nighter' means not getting up to pee!Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women toevery man. Isn't that an ironic time for a guy to get those odds?Someone has described heaven as a family reunion that never ends. What could hell possibly be like? Home videos of the same reunion?
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Birthday Joke
Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He's trying to age disgracefully!
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School Joke
A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke. His Mother said, 'Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. You also left your economics book here when you visited two weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?' 'Uhh, oh yeah, O. K. ' responded the kid. So his Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the money and the book. When she gets back, Dad asked, 'Well how much did you give the boy this time?' 'Oh, I wrote two checks, one for $'20
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