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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Cow Joke
What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan someone your own size!
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Medical Joke
Whats blue and doesn't fit any more? - A dead epileptic.
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Book title Joke
The Runaway Horse by Gay Topen
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Bumper Stickers - 4
I have no desire for money. Its stuff that i want.
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Free Adult Joke
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Dave, how ya doin?'His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. 'Oh no, ' says Dave. 'He's on my bowling team. 'When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, 'You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser'. 'No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them. 'A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. 'Hi Davey, ' she says, 'Want your usual table dance?'Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts screaming at him. The cabby turns his head and says, 'Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave. '!
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Cat Joke
What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ? A duck filled fatty puss !
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Weird Women Joke
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 'Burger King' 25 'Free meal' 35 'A diamond' 48 'A bigger diamond' 66 'Home Alone'
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