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UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1. What language is spoken in France?2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau. 3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to: (a) build a bridge (b) sail the ocean (c) lead an army or (d) WRITE A PLAY4. What religion is the Pope? (please check only one answer) (a) Jewish (b) Catholic (c) Hindu (d) Polish (e) Agnostic5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0. 0 meters?6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)8. What are people in America's far north called?(a) Westerners(b) Southerners(c) Northerners9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five. 11. Where does rain come from? (a) Macy's (b) a 7-11 (c) Canada (d) the sky12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? (a) yes (b) no13. What are coat hangers used for?14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?15. Explain Le Chatelier's Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS. 16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?17. Which part of America produces the most oranges? (a) New York (b) Florida (c) Canada (d) Wisconsin18. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have?19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp. ) stand for?*You must answer three or more questionscorrectly to qualify*
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Snake Joke
What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !
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Celebrities Joke
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He was allergic to carrots.
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Joke of the Day
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She examined it and decided to do an experiment. She pulled off one of its legs, then asked it to run. The beetle obeyed her command. Then, she pulled off a second leg and asked it to run. It did, but with a lot of difficulty. Finally, she pulled the remaining legs off and asked it to run. It couldn't. 'I have made a new discovery!' the blonde cried. 'When you pull all of a beetle's legs off, it becomes deaf!!'
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Weird Women Joke
What's the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.
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Blonde Joke - 2
Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.
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Dumb Blonde Joke
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
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Weirdest Joke
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very embarrassed and uncomfortable. 'Haven't you been examined like this before?' asks the doctor. 'Many times, ' she giggles, 'but never by doctor!'
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