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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of joke anniversary present and other funny jokes |
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Humorous Joke
What do you use to cut the ocean? A seasaw
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
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Computer Joke
A computer scientist, mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were travelling through Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the window of the train. 'Aha,' says the engineer, 'I see that Scottish sheep are black. ' 'Hmm,' says the physicist, 'You mean that some Scottish sheep are black. ' 'No,' says the mathematician, 'All we know is that there is at least one sheep in Scotland, and that at least one side of that one sheep is black!' 'Oh, no!' shouts the computer scientist, 'A special case!'
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Dog Joke - 2
What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions? A Chihuahua, because it knows all the shortcuts!
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Redneck Joke
What's invisible & smells like carrots?
Bunny Farts!
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Money Joke
What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Money's tight these days!
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Marriage Joke
But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather.
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Law Enforcement Joke
Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw pictures tacked to a big bulletin board. The label clearly read, 'The 10 Most Wanted. 'One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes, ' said the policeman, 'the detectives want him very badly. 'So Little Tommy asked, while tugging on the man's belt, 'Um, mister, why didn't you keep them when you took their pictures?'
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