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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of jim jeffries comedy blue and other funny jokes |
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Barbie doll Joke
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mutant Barbie . . . Professor Xavier's daughter: bald as a billiard ball, wearing a Dark Phoenix costume
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School Joke
Mother: How do you like your new teacher ? Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !
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Monster Joke
Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner? He was exceeding the feed limit!
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Women Joke
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest. The next day the women all got together. The first woman said, 'I drove my car into a ditch. 'The second woman said, 'I blew chunks. 'The third woman said, 'I burned down my house. ' After they all had told their stories, the third woman said, 'I guess I won, ' and the second woman said, 'You don't understand, Chunks is my dog. '
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Science Joke
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:'I can lick any man in the place!'The nearest customer looks him up and down, then says: 'Crude, but direct. Tell me, is this yourfirst time in a gay bar?'
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Horse Joke
Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!
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Kids School Joke
What is a spiders favorite TV show? The newly web game!
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Law Joke
A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.
A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket and ordered another double. This routine was followed for some time, until after looking into his pocket, the man told the bartender he’d had enough.
The bartender said, “I’ve got to ask you. What’s with the pocket business?”
“Oh,” said the man, “I have my lawyer’s picture in here, and when he starts to look honest, I know I’ve had enough. ”
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