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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of jethro comedy and other funny jokes |
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Dirty Joke
How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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Telephone Joke
What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !
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Friendship Joke
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
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Joke for Kids
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley. I met a Chinese woman who was a dentist. She had perfect teeth, which started me thinking: All dentists from all cultures apparently have perfect teeth. So, I am looking for a gynecologist for my next girlfriend!
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Legal Humor
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor said, 'We have 3 possible donors; the 1st is a young, healthy athlete who died in an automobile accident, the 2nd is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and who died flying his private jet. The 3rd is an attorney who died after practicing law for 30 years. Which do you want?''I'll take the lawyer's heart', said the patient. After a successful transplant, the doctor asked the patient why he had chosen the donor he did. 'It was easy', said the patient, 'I wanted a heart that hadn't been used. '
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Celebrities Joke
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him ina typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. 'Top of the mornin' to yer, sir' says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick 'hello' and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. 'What are those?, asks the attendant. 'They're called tees' replies Tiger. 'Well, what on the god's earth are dey for?' inquires the Irishman. 'They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving', says Tiger. 'Fookin Jaysus', says the Irishman, 'BMW thinks of everything!'
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Rabbit Joke
What's a rabbits' favorite dance? The bunny hop.
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Naughty Joke
Do you know why it's called sex?Because it's easier to spell than Uhhhhh. . oooohh. . . Ahhhhhh. . . . AIIEEEEEEE!!!
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