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Joke for Speeches
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
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Sport Joke
Golfer: 'Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?' Caddy: 'Eventually. '
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Insect Joke
Why did the spider buy a car ? So he could take it out for a spin !
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Animal World
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in front of the big silverback gorillas cage, when one woman makes agesture that the gorilla interprets as aninvitation. He grabs her yanks her over thefence and takes her to his nest in the pen. There he ravishhes her and makes passionatelove to her for about 2 hours till he istranquilized, and the lady taken to hospital. Her friend visits her the next day and asks' Are you hurt?' She replies. Of Course I'm hurt, He hasn'tcalled! He hasn't written!
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Real Life Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. The city of Whittier, California was founded many years ago, mainly by Quakers. There is a prominent sign composed of large, brass letters on one of the financial institutions in that community identifying it as the Quaker City Bank. The last letter of the first word fell off during an earthquake yesterday, making the sign read 'Quake City Bank. '
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Free Joke
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A leisure centre.
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Carson ! Carson who ? Carconogenic !
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Travel and tourist Joke
In Alaska's National Forests, a tourists guide was giving a talk to a group of tourists about hiking in grizzly bear territory: 'Most bear encounters occur when hikers, being extra quiet along the trails in hopes of viewing wildlife, accidentally stumble into bears. The resulting suprise can be catastrophic. ' To avoid this, he suggested that each hiker wear tiny bells on their clothing to warn the bears of their presence. 'Also, ' he said further, 'be especially cautious when you see signs of bears in the area, especially when you see bear droppings. ' One tourist asked, 'How do you identify bear droppings?' 'Oh That's easy, ' the guide explained, 'its the ones with all the tiny bells in them!'
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