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Sport Joke
Q: What did the football say to the football player? A: I get a kick out of you.
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Romance Joke
Here's a sick one. . . So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to cut offher late husband's penis and shove it up his rectum. The morticianobjects, but threatening not to pay, he relents. Later, at the coffinclosing, the wife bends down to kiss her husband goodbye, and she sees atear coming from his eye. She says 'Hurts doesn't it, you son of abitch!'
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Ethnic Joke - 2
There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada. 'You know, ' said one of the explorers, 'we should name this place we're hiking through. ' 'I know, ' said the second explorer. 'We'll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that. ' 'Okay, ' said the third, 'I'll go first. C, eh. ' 'N, eh. ' 'D, eh. ' And That's how they named Canada. . .
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Lawyer Joke
A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith. 'I locked my keys in my sports car!' said the nervous lawyer. 'No problem, I should be there in about an hour, ' replied the locksmith. 'Do you think you can make it a little sooner?' pleaded the lawyer. 'My top is down and it?s starting to rain. '
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Bumper Stickers - 7
You're such a Muggle!
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Barbie doll Joke
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Circus Clown Barbie . . . complete with scary face paint and scary wig
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Joke Online
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it followthat electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed and dry cleaners depressed? Laundry workers could decrease, eventually becoming depressed and depleted! Even more, bedmakers willbe debunked, baseball players will be debased, landscapers will bedeflowered, bulldozer operators will be degraded, organ donors will be delivered, software engineers will be detested, the BVD company will bedebriefed, and even musical composers will eventually decompose. And on a more positive note, perhaps we can hope politicians will be devoted.
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It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets. A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, 'Do you serve lawyers here? 'Sure do, ' replied the bartender. 'Good, ' said the man. 'Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my' gator. 'In a cartoon showing two people fighting over a cow - one person was pulling the cow by the tail; the other was pulling on the horns. Underneath was a lawyer milking the cow. If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the equator ----It would be a good idea to just leave them there. Legal Business Card: Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe Attorneys at LawA countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. . . . Benjamin Franklin. An anxious woman goes to her doctor. 'Doctor, ' she asks nervously, 'can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?' 'Certainly, ' replies the doctor, 'Where do you think lawyers come from?'Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start!Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving. Q: What's the difference between a dead dog lying on the road and a dead lawyer on the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy. Q: What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand. Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope. Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer? A1: Take your foot off his head? A2: No.
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