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School Joke
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted to ask 'Why do we have to learn thisstuff?''To save lives. ' the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. 'So how does physicssave lives?' he persisted. 'It keeps the ignoramuses out of medical school, ' replied the professor.
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Rabbit Joke
What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.
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Various animal Joke
One goldfish to his tankmate: 'If there's no God, who changes the water?'
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Relationships Joke
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding backside. He commented, 'Boy, your ass is getting big. almost asbig as the gas grill here. ' She angrily stomped across the yard, and hefollowed saying, 'Yep, that thing is getting huge. ' At this, the wiferetreated to the far side of the yard. Soon he approached with a tapemeasure, acquired the width, and exclaimed, 'It IS as big as the gasgrill!'Later that night when they were in bed, the husband started making moves onhis wife. She just turned away. 'C'mon, honey, ' he said, 'what's wrong?'Her cold reply was, 'I'm not firing up this grill for just one littleweiner!'
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Government Humor
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, 'incert Bill'!Sent by Gabriel
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Dirty Joke
One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said the sky is absolutely blue, the teacher said no, it is not, sometimes is black or has different colors. Another little boy raised his hand and said 'the leaves on the trees are absolutely green' the teacher said no, they could be different colors at different times of the year. Little Johnny raised his hand and asked if there where lumps in farts, the teachers said no, I don't believe so. And Little Johnny said, ' well then I absolutely just shit in my pants!!!!'
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Weird Women Joke
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her. He says, 'You have acute vaginitis. 'She says 'Thank you. '
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Joke for Kids
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both have a black box. A2: Both have a cockpit.
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