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Cow Joke
What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick!
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Joke for Kids
There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a man who led with gentleness, faith and wisdom. His passing was grieved by the entire world, Catholic or not. As the Pope approached the gates of heaven, it was Saint Peter who greeted him in a firm embrace. 'Welcome your holiness, your dedication and unselfishness in serving your fellow man during your life has earned you great stature in heaven. You may pass through the gates without delay and are granted free access to all parts of heaven. ''You are also granted an open door policy and may at your own discretion meet with any heavenly leader, including the Father without prior appointment. ''Is there anything which your holiness desires?''Well, yes, ' the Pope replied. 'I have often pondered some of the mysteries which have puzzled and confounded theologians through the ages. Are there perhaps any transcripts which recorded the Actual conversations between God and the prophets of old? I would love to see what was actually said, with-out the dimming of memories over time. 'Saint Peter immediately ushered the Pope to the heavenly library and explained how to retrieve the various documents. The Pope was thrilled and settled down to review the History of man's relationship with God. Two years later a scream of anguish pierced the stacks of the library. Immediately several of the Saints and Angels came running. There they found the Pope pointing to a single word on a parchment, repeating over and over, 'There's an 'R
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Horse Joke
One day Mary said to her husband Bob, 'Why don't we get ourselves two horses? We could go on trail rides and we can keep them in the paddock behind the house. ' Bob thought that it was a good idea, so the next day they came home with two horses. There was one problem, however. They couldn't tell the two apart! Sometimes they would get confusesed and ride the wrong horse. They sat down to have a talk about what they could do to tell the horses apart. Bob said, 'Well, I'll shave my horse's mane off, and we can tell them apart that way!' After a few months, the mane grew back, and they had the same problem. 'I'll cut my horse's tail short, so then we can tell them apart!' said Mary. But, the tail grew out, and they still had a problem! They decided to measure the horses. Bob would have the biggest one, and Mary would have the smaller one. Guess what they found? The brown one was two inches taller than the gray one!
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Gorilla Joke
Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years? Hairy Truman!
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Halloween Joke
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!
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Dumb Blonde Joke
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That's the proper place to wash vegetables.
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Travel and tourist Joke
Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation? At the Howliday Inn!
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Celebrities Joke
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
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