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Election Joke
President Clinton, speaking in private with his advisor on public favor, told him that the planned invasion of Haiti will be the most unpopular thing that he has ever done as the President of the United States.
'Actually, sir, according to our research, the most unpopular thing you've ever done was to be inaugurated as President. It's just been downhill from there. '
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Dead and dying Joke
A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, 'Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to throw the switch in a minute. ' The man said, 'Do me a favor and throw it out the window!'
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American Joke
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
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Military Joke
A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and realized that his clothes were missing. And then he accidentally locked himself out of the locker room. So now he was completely naked in the halls of the headquarters of the most powerful military organization on the planet. And he felt pretty ridiculous. Getting an idea, he walked naked and purposefully through the corridors until he reached the Research & Development laboratory. He walked in and saluted the Head Scientist. 'I am here to report the partial success of the personal invisibility device!'
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Christmas Joke - 2
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ? He had no body to go with !
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Dumb Joke
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later the Pole complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the desired results. 'Have you been taking them regulary?' the doctor asked. 'What do you think I've been doing, ' the Pole said, 'Shoving them up my ass?'
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Government Humor
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS. . . . THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN 'Members of Congress. . . People of America. . . . I banged her. I banged her like a cheap gong. Which is not news, folks, because if you think Monica Lewinsky was the only skin flute player in my orchestra, you haven't been paying attention. The only babes in D. C. I haven't tried to do are the First Lady, Reno, Albright, and Shalala, mostly because they're a little older than I like and they have legs that former Houston Oiler Earl Campbell would envy, which isn't to say I don't appreciate Hillary. . . I do. If not for the ice-water coursing through her veins, I'd be pumping gas into farm equipment in Hope, Arkansas, and she'd be married to the President. So, let me set the record straight. I dodged the draft, hid FBI files, smoked dope, flipped Whitewater property, set up a new Korean wing in the White House, fired the travel staff, paid hush money to Hubbell, sold the Lincoln bedroom like an upscale Motel '6
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Blonde Joke - 2
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, 'Hmmm, this person looks familiar. ' The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!' So the first Blonde hands her the compact. She looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'
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