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Blonde Joke - 3
Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
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Bar Joke - 2
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts. 'Say, what's your name, mister?' she inquired, after she climbed up in the truck. 'It's Snow, Roy Snow, ' he answered, 'and what's yours?''I'm June, June Hansen, ' she said. 'Hey, why do you keep sizing me up with those sidelong glances?' she challenged the trucker some miles down the road. 'Can you imagine what it might be like, ' he countered with a question of his own, 'having eight inches of Snow in June?'
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Mental health Joke
Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59 seconds to live. Wait a minute please.
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q who ? Bar-B-Q-t, but I think you're even cuter !
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Restaurant Joke
Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. One of the men said to the other, 'Please help yourself. ' The other one said 'Okay', and helped himself to the larger fish. After a tense silence, the first one said, 'really, now, if you had offered me the first choice, I would have taken the smaller fish!' The other one replied, 'What are you complaining for; you have it, don't you?'
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Various animal Joke
Why is a reindeer like a gossip ? Because they are both tail bearers !
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College Humor
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
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Funny College Joke
You Know You're From California When. . . 1. The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway2. Your were born somewhere else 3. You know how to eat an artichoke 4. The primary bugs that you worry about are electronic5. Your car has bulletproof windows6. Left is right and right is wrong7. Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income8. Your mouse has only one ball9. If you need a new TV, you can run down to the local riot and pick one up10. You dive under a desk whenever a large truck goes by11. You can't find your other earring because your son is wearing it12. You drive to your neighborhood block party13. Your family tree contains 'significant others'14. Your dog has it's own psychiatrist15. You don't exterminate your roaches, you smoke them!16. You see 25 lawyers chasing an ambulance17. More than clothes come out of the closets18. 'The Dead' are best live19. You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach20. Your blind date turns out to be your ex-spouse21. More money is spent on facelifts than on diapers22. Smoking in your office is not optional23. You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach24. When you can't meet schedule because you must 'do lunch'25. Your children learn to walk in Birkenstocks26. Rainstorms or thunder are the lead story for the local news27. You'll reluctantly miss yoga class to wait for the hottub repairman28. You consult your horoscope before planning your day29. A glass has been reserved for you at your favorite winery
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