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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Zodiac Joke
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.
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Witch Joke
What's the witches favourite pop group ? Broomski Beat !
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Dog Joke - 2
Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts down the three and carries the one.
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Computers Joke
Are computers males or females? You decide. TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE: 5. They're heavily dependent on external tools and equipment. 4. They periodically cut you off right when you think you've established a network connection. 3. They'll usually do what you ask them to do, but they won't do more than they have to and they won't think of it on their own. 2. They're typically obsolete within five years and need to be traded in for a new model. Some users, however, feel they've already invested so much in the damn machine that they're compelled to remain with an under powered system. 1. They get hot when you turn them on, and that's the only time you have their attention. FIVE REASONS COMPUTERS MUST BE FEMALE: 5. No one but their creator understands their logic. 4. Even the smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference. 3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 2. The message, 'Bad command or filename, ' is about as informative as 'If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you. ' 1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!
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Easter Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
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Joke for Speeches
Knock Knock Who's there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock jokes! Knock Knock Who's there? Amos! Amos who? Amosquito just bit me! Knock Knock Who's there? Amy! Amy who? Amy fraid I've forgotten! Knock Knock Who's there? Annetta! Annetta who? Annetta wisecrack and you're out of here! Knock Knock Who's there? Annie! Annie who? Annie one you like! Knock Knock Who's there? Anthem! Anthem who? You Anthem devil you!
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Various animal Joke
What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms!
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