|
|
|
The
Best Humor Sites on the Internet |
|
Christmas Jokes
Funny Jokes Online
MOCKERY
Ghost Pictures
Ghost Stories
Hilarious Horoscopes
Bizarre Webcam
notMENSA
society for the stupid
Cheap posters
Raunchiest Riddles
Worst Jobs in the World
Love Poems
Inspirational Poems
Funny Poems
Famous Poems
Free Diet Plans
Top Paying
Keywords
Keyword Suggestions
Everything you want to know about everything!
Weird eBay
mesothelioma types
Top 100 Baby Names
flowers online
Poker Articles
Free View Webcams
Work from Home
World History
Baby Name Chooser
Text Links
Online Advertising
Flowers
Top searches
Weird Website
Children's Books
Scottish Jokes
Robert Burns Poems
Midge Jokes
Fathers Jokes
Funny Jokes
Love Quotes
Famous Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Funny Quotes
Movie Quotes
Friendship Quotes
Get Found
anime girls
5QS |
|
|
No animals were eaten, killed, maimed, wounded, slightly
injured, experimented on, tortured, eaten, sacrificed, frightened,
bullied, teased, humiliated, tickled, upset, ravished, tantalized,
pulled out of a hat, dishonoured or criticised during the making of this
website. Some jokes however were severely tortured in an effort to make
them funny. |
| |
|
|
Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
. . everything!!!
Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
50,000 poems, 40,000 riddles, 20,000 pictures, 10,000 funny articles
and 2 combine harvesters.
So have a look around, enjoy and get those crops cut
as soon as possible!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
|
|
|
Archive of humorous christmas jokes and other funny jokes |
|
Law Joke
A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. So he asks the butcher:
'How much for Engineer brain?'
'3 dollars an ounce. '
'How much for doctor brain?'
'4 dollars an ounce. '
'How much for lawyer brain?'
'100 dollars an ounce. '
'Why is lawyer brain so much more?'
'Do you know how many lawyers you need to kill to get one ounce of brain?'
= = = = = = = = = =
Just for Laughs Joke
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. 'Doctor, ' she asks nervously, 'can you get pregnant from anal sex?''Certainly, ' replies the doctor, 'Where do you think lawyers come from!'
= = = = = = = = = =
Parent Joke
There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat. Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, 'Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!'
= = = = = = = = = =
Law and Lawyer Joke
An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, and so she began interviewing young lawyers. 'As I'm sure you can understand, ' she started off with one of the first applicants, 'in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question. ' She leaned forward. 'Mr. Peterson, are you an 'honest' lawyer?''Honest?' replied the job prospect. 'Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my dad lent me fifteen thousand dollars for my education and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case. ''Impressive. And what sort of case was that?'He squirmed in his seat and admitted, 'My dad sued me for the money. '
= = = = = = = = = =
Joke for Kids
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across one shoulder was a pair of ladies nylon panties. Nervously one White House Aide approach the President and asked about the panties. 'Oh those, ' Replied the President, 'I'm trying to quit. That's the patch. '
= = = = = = = = = =
Barbie doll Joke
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Homeless Barbie . . . complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart
= = = = = = = = = =
Satire Joke
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
= = = = = = = = = =
Cat Joke
Law of Obedience Resistance
A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for her to do something.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Note : Many of our jokes have been
submitted by guests - if you find any that are offensive please let
us know and they will be removed immediately. |
|
| |
|
