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Bumper Stickers - 4
I'd rather be a failure at something i love, than a success at something i hate.
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Religious Joke
The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church. One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons. The one in the middle announced, 'Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!' Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the assistant pastor. After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church. The preacher was holding steady in the pulpit. The men put their weapons away and said, gently, to the preacher, 'All right, pastor, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the service. '
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Bus Joke
Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn't fit through the door.
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School Joke for Kids
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed a young lady laying in the sand, she had no arms and no legs and was crying. He goes over and asked what was wrong. She said, 'I am 21 years old, I have no legs and no arms and I have never been kissed'. So, he bends down and kisses her and she stops crying. He gets up to walk away and she starts to cry again. Again, he asks her what is wrong. She says, 'I am 21 years old, I have no arms and no legs and I have never been screwed. 'So, he goes over to her, picks her up and throws her in the water, and says - 'there, now you're screwed'!
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Politics Humor
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes and four Ballistic 'smart' missiles. Pentagon denied the statement, saying that all of them had safely returned to NATO's base.
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Insect Joke
What did the bee to the other bee in summer ? Swarm here isn't it !
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Christmas Joke - 1
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, 'What are you charged with?''Doing my Christmas shopping early', replied the defendant. 'That's no offense', said the judge. 'How early were you doing this shopping?''Before the store opened. '
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Foreigners Joke
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inquire about the people and askes his guide:'How large is the population here?''Around 1. 5 billion' -- the guide answersAmerican, After a short pause: 'So, what else do you do here?'
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