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Great Joke
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow the horn!
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Weird Women Joke
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They're fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on one.
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Office Humor
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put sheet music in front of him.
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Dumb Men Joke
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts. . . In high school, I dated a girl with big breasts, but there was no passion. . So I decided I needed a passionate girl. . In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. . Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability. . I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got excited about anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. . I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She wasdirectionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition. . After college, I found an ambitious girl and married her. She was so ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned. . Now all I want is a girl with big breasts. .
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Great Joke
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Finally the principal decided that there had to be something done about it. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the custodian. She then explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every day. To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the custodian to clean one of the mirrors. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and then used it to clean the mirror. Needless to say, there have been no lip prints on the mirror since!
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Short Stupid Joke
After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to Viagra!VIAGRA INGREDIENT LIST: (TopSecret!) 3% Vitamin E 2% aspirin 2%ibuprofen 1% Vitamin C. . . and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 92% Fix-A-Flat!
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Love and Marriage Joke
'I was in a very generous mood today, ' a woman says to her friend. 'I gave a poor beggar $25. ''Thats a lot of money to give away, ' says her friend. 'What did your husband say?''He said, 'Thank you'. '
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Waiter Joke
Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu: Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly.
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