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Old People Joke
An elderly couple sat through a porno movie twice. They didn't get up to leave until the theater was ready to close for the night.
'You folks must've enjoyed the show,' the usher said.
'Disgusting!' said the old lady.
'It was revolting,' her husband added.
'Then why did you sit through it twice?' the usher asks.
'We had to wait until you turned up the house lights,' the old lady replied. 'We couldn't find my panties and his teeth were in them!'
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Marriage Joke
A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!' To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!'
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There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's.
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Sporting Joke
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter.
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Science Joke
New scientific theories4th RunnerUp-- The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation. Just as a figure skater's rate of spin increaseswhen the arms are brought in close to the body, the cutting of talltrees may cause our planet to spin dangerously fast.
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Best Joke Online
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man's cane slips on the floor and he falls down. As he gets up, a seven-year-old kid, sitting nearby, turns to him and says, 'If you put a little rubber thingy on the end of your stick, it wouldn't slip. 'The old man snaps back, 'Well, if your daddy did the same thing seven years ago, I would have a seat today!'
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Sport Joke
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches? They prefer cricket matches!
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Funny Kids Joke
What's large and green and sits in a corner on it's own all day?
The incredible sulk.
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