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Money Joke
What lands as often on its tail as it does its head? A penny.
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Clean Joke
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years. The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump. The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms. Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs. The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. 'Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?' asked the doctor. To which the third patient answered, 'Well Doc, I can't swim!'
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Business Joke
The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance levels. On the big day they felt ready. The Japanese won by a mile. The American team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found, so a consulting firm was hired to investigate the problem and recommend corrective action. The Japanese team had six people rowing and one person steering and rowing; the American team had two people rowing and five people steering. After a year of study and thousands spent analyzing the problem, the consultant firm concluded that too many people were steering and not enough were rowing on the American team. So as race day neared again the following year, the American team's management structure was completely reorganized. The new structure for the American s was: one quality assurance manager, two steering managers, one area steering managers, and a new performance review manager for the two people rowing the boat to provide work incentive. That year, the Japanese won by TWO miles !!! Humiliated, the American corporation laid off the rowers for poor performance and gave the managers a bonus for discovering the problem.
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Bumper Stickers - 6
Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven't sent one out.
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Easy to Remember Joke
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. 'Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me have really helped, but I'm afraid that you're giving me too much. I've started growing hair in places that I've never grown hair before. 'The doctor reassured her. 'A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared?''On my balls!'
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Elephant Joke
Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.
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Pig Joke
Why did the piglets get in trouble in their biology class? They ate all the specimens.
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Pig Joke
What goes 'knio, knio?' A backward pig.
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