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Bible Joke
Jill: Have you read the Bible? Jack: No, I'm waiting for the film to come round.
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Sporting Joke
Joe: Why don't you play golf with Bob anymore? Mike: Would you play with someone who curses after each shot, cheats in the bunkers and enters false scores on his card? Joe: No, of course not! Mike: Neither will Bob.
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Bar Joke - 1
An alien walks into a bar and sits next to a drunk guy and begins poking him in the shoulder.
The drunk guy just ignores him.
After a wile the guy turns to the alien and begins looking him up and down.
He notices that the alien has no genitalia.
He then asks 'You guys have no genitalia, how do you guy have sex?'
The alien, still poking him in the arm, just smiles!
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Humorous Joke
What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.
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Bar Joke - 2
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story building. I knew a prisoner who crowded his roommates terribly by building a huge aquarium in their room. It was just plain cell-fish of him!Smoke dynamite. . . it'll really blow your mind. Scientists report that dieters lost brain cells as well as body weight. It's a case of think or slim. My camera is broken. But, I won't have a negative attitude - I'll take it to the repair shop and see what develops. People think I broke it but the crime isn't so black and white. Ah, I get the picture - I'm being framed!A vampire walks into a bar, and asks for a 'Large glass of A-positive blood. ' The bartender looks him square in the eyes, and says 'I'm sorry, but we don't serve your type here!'Did you hear about the guy who gave narcotics to seagulls?He left no tern unstoned. If you shake up a can of beer, and spill it on your stove, do you get foam on the range?My cat got stolen. I think it was taken by a purr snatcher.
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Relationships Joke
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives. The third remains silent. After a while, one of the first two turned to the third and sez 'Well. . . what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife ?' 'Well, on our honeymoon, I made damn sure my wife came to me on her hands and knees. ' he bragged and took another sip of beer. His friends were amazed ! 'What happened then ?' they asked, almost in unison. 'Well, then she said, 'Get the hell out from under that bed and fight like a man !' ' he admitted.
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