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Dance Joke
An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may help their memories off the dance floor. That night the husband gets up to go the kitchen and the wife asks for a dish of ice cream, suggesting that maybe he write it down. He says 'I don't need to write it down' She says 'Well I want Strawberries on it, so maybe you better write it down' 'I don't need to write it down' He says and walks off in a huff. Twenty minutes later he comes back with a plate of bacon and eggs. 'I told you to write it down' she says, 'You forgot my toast'.
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Taxation with representation isn't so hot, either!
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Doctor Joke
I've got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, 'I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?'Patient: Well, give me the bad news first. Doctor: You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left. Patient: That's terrible! In two years, my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this?Doctor: You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you.
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Idiot and fool Joke
A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack. The younger guy says to the old man, 'Watcha got in the sack?' The old man responds, 'I got some monkeys in that there sack. ' The younger man asks, 'If I guess how many monkeys you got in the sack, can I keep one?' The old man replies, 'Son, if you guess how many monkeys I got in this sack, I'll give you both of 'em!'
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Fun Funny Joke
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
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Dumb Blonde Joke
Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice said concentrate
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Food Joke
Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions? A: Tear gas.
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Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole 'light bulb' thing.
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