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Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
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Bird Joke
Which bird is always out of breath ? A puffin !
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Fun Funny Joke
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors d'oerves, and sipping their drinks. Later, some of the gather by the piano to sing carols while others admire the ornaments on your tree. Level II: Your guests are talking loudly, wolfing hors d'oerves, and drinking from the bottles. Some people gather by the piano to sing 'I Gotta Be Me' while others begin rearranging your ornaments. Level III: Your guests are arguing wildly among themselves, those that haven't passed out from the upside-down margaritas. One person is singing 'I Can't Get No Satisfaction', which can barely be heard over the sound of breaking ornaments. A small group of guests begin placing hors d'oerves in the piano to see what happens when the little hammers strike. Level IV: Your guests, hors d'oerves smeared over their naked bodies, are performing a ritualistic dance around the burning Christmas tree. The piano is missing. In general, you want to keep your party around Level III, unless you rentyour home, have insurance, and are carrying firearms. The quickest way toget to Level III is egg-nog.
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Fun Joke
English. . . . . Spanish. . . . . Te Amo French. . . . . . Je T'aime German. . . . . . Ich Liebe Dich Japanese. . . . Ai Shite Imasu Italian. . . . . Ti Amo Redneck. . . . . Nice Tits
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Dirty Joke
A blonde and a brunette were talking. The brunette complained, 'Everytime my boyfriend brings home flowers, I have to to spend the weekend with my legs in the air. ' The blonde asks, 'Don't you have a vase?'
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Dog Joke - 1
How do you make a dog float? Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.
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Stand Up Joke
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath. Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell rang. The man got out of the tub, put on his slippers and robe and went to the door. A salesman at the door wanted to know if he needed any brushes. Slamming the door, the man returned to the bath. The doorbell rang again. On went the slippers and robe, and the man started for the door again. He took one step, slipped on a wet spot, fell backward, and hit his back against the hard porcelain bathtub. Cursing under his breath, the man struggled into his street clothes and with every move a stab of pain, drove to the doctor. After examining him, the doctor said, 'You know, you've been lucky. Nothing is broken. But you need to relax. . . Why don't you go home and take a long hot bath?'
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Rabbit Joke
What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes? Hot, cross bunnies !
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