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Medical Joke
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool. David jumped inand saved him, and the medical director came to know of his heroic act. He immediately order David to be discharged from the mental hospital ashe is OK. Doctor: We have good news and bad news for you, David. The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses, since you are able to jump in and save another patient you are now a normal person. The bad news is that, the patient Mr. John, whom you have saved, hung himself in the toilet, and died. David: Doctor, he didn't hang himself. I hung him there to dry
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Ethnic Joke - 1
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred. Early one morning, the wife, drowsy from bed, went to the toiletfor the morning's relief, and neglected to notice that the seat was up. When she sat, she kept going!She was just the right size and shape so that she became jammedinto the toilet past her waist with her legs sticking straight up infront of her. She cried for her husband, who rushed in, and for the next hour trieddesperately to extricate her. In this process they removed her sleeping gown, but this only left hernaked and still stuck, with a particular part of her anatomy prominentlyvisible between her splayed legs. Finally, the couple resolved to call a plumber, despite the embarrassing nature of their problem. When the plumber arrived, the young man let him in, but as they werewalking to the bathroom, the young man realized that his wife wasexposed in a very compromising and humiliating way. Thinking fast, he ran ahead of the plumber and placed the first thing hecould think of, his yarmulke skull cap, over his wife's exposedprivates. The plumber walked into the bathroom, took one long look, and commented:'Well, I think I can save your wife, buddy, but the Rabbi's a goner. '
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Dumb People Joke
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: 'My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb. ' 'Well put, ' the judge replied. 'Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses. ' The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
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Be nice society already sucks.
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Spoof Joke
'Okay, ' said the wife, 'I'll admit I like to spend money, but it's the only extravagance I have!'
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Snake Joke
Why can't you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues !
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School Joke
Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
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Birthday Joke
What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!
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