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Dumb Men Joke
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean, almost clean, sorta clean, not bad, dirty, really dirty, nasty , biohazzard. (Men will voluntarily wear all but the last classification ofthese clothes).
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Ethnic Joke - 1
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for inspection by the general. That worthy warrior strolled back and forth before the troops, and sniffed and stopped abruptly. 'Colonel!' he spat out. 'Yes, general!' the colonel quavered. 'Your troops, your troops, ' stormed the general. 'They look very nice, they stand very nice, but they stink, man, they stink! Can't you get them to change their underwear?'He strode away furiously. The colonel sniffed for himself. 'The general, yes, he's right. Now, Luigi change with Guiseppi, Carlo change with Giovanni. . . '
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Hair and bald Joke
What side of a monster has more hair ? The outside !
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Celebrities Joke
Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps. Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you. Homer: Why you little -- !
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School Joke for Kids
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. He looks on the side of his cup and finds a peel off prize. He pulls off the tab and yells, 'I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home; I WON a motor home!'The waitress runs over and says, 'That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a mini van!'My brother-in-law replies, 'No. I WON A motor home, I WON a motor home!'By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, 'You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we don't have that as a prize!'Once again, my brother in-law says, 'No, no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!'The manager grabs the prize ticket and reads, 'WIN A BAGEL. '
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Monster Joke
FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he can sing.
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Computer Joke
How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says 'lather, rinse, repeat. '
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Vampire Joke
Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
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