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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of hindi jokes for kids and other funny jokes |
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Yo Mama Joke
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it's own website.
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Blonde Joke - 3
Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
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Dance Joke
My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don't know, I never met him.
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Spiked Humor
Dung On MAI Shu------------I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu---------Let's sleep togetherAi Bang Mai Ne--------------I bumped into the coffee tableFat Ho---------------------An unattractive womanAr U Wun Tu-----------------A gay liberation greetingChin Tu Fat----------------You need a face liftChow Mai Dong-------------Romantic propositionDum Gai---------------------A stupid personWel Hung Gai----------------Is that a banana in your pocket?Won Hung Low-------------Southern Chinese dialect for Wel Hung GaiGun Pao Der-----------------An ancient Chinese inventionHu Flung Dung---------------Which one of you fertilized the field?Hu Yu Hai Ding--------------We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutiveJan Ne Ka Sun---------------A former late night talk show hostKum Hia---------------------Approach meLao Ze Sho------------------Gilligan's IslandLao Zi----------------------Not very goodLin Ching-------------------An illegal executionMoon Lan Ding-------------A great achievement of the American space programNe Ahn----------------------A lighting fixture used in advertising signsShai Gai--------------------A bashful personTai Ne Bae Be------------A premature infantTai Ne Po Ne--------------A small horseTen Ding Ba----------------Serving drinks to peopleWan Bum Lung-------------A person with T. B. Yu Mai Te Tan--------------Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with youWa Shing Kah---------------Cleaning an automobileWai So Dim------------------Are you trying to save electricity?Wai U Shao Ting----------There is no reason to raise your voice
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Mother Joke
Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to
tell her that he was misbehaving.
'Wait a minute,' she said. 'I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved. '
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Funny Famous Joke
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, 'You look terrible. What's the problem?' 'My mother died in June, ' he said, 'and left me $'10
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Accountant Joke
What does CPA stand for? Can't Produce Anything
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Old Age Joke
I've sure gotten old. I've had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation, hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But. . . . . Thank God, I still have my Florida driver's license!
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