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Religious Joke
What is the meaning of life? All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.
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King Kong Joke
What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!
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Office Humor
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across his head?The truth comes shining through.
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Gorilla Joke
What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming? Paul, stop monkeying around!
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Monster Joke
Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern? They both have empty heads.
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School Joke for Kids
Tom's dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin. He'd been going with Jane for a few months, when he decided to test her. As they drove along in the car, he unzipped his fly, turned to her and said, 'Do you want to see my wee-wee?'She yelled, 'No!No! Please zip up your fly!'Instead of being annoyed, Tom was happy. On the eve of their engagement to be married, he tried the same thing, with the same result. Finally, on their wedding night, they were alone in the hotel room when he unzipped his fly again and said to her, 'Honey, now that we're married you can now look at what I've got here, ' and proceeded to take out his dick. She looked at it and said, 'Oh, what a sweet looking wee-wee!'Tom said, 'No darling--you don't have to call it a wee-wee anymore; you can call it a cock. 'She looked at it a while and then said, 'No, Tom, what you have 'is' a wee-wee. ' A 'cock' is long, thick, and black!!!
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Farming Joke
Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Brown. 'Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?' asked the lawyer. Farmer Brown responded, 'Well I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the. . . ''I didn't ask for any details, ' the lawyer interrupted, 'just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'!'Farmer Brown said, 'Well I had just gotten Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road. . . 'The lawyer interrupted again and said, 'Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question. 'By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Brown's answer and said to the lawyer, 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule Bessie. 'Brown thanked the Judge and proceeded, 'Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. 'He continued, 'I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. ''Shortly after the accident a highway patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. 'Finally, farmer Brown came to the end of the story. 'The patrolman looked at me and said, 'Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are YOU feeling'?'
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Halibut.
Halibut who?
Halibut a kiss, my little darling?
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