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Dirty Joke
Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
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Joke Online
Why are the so smart? They dont have any blondes.
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Joke for Kids
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing's and Wong's, they are afraid you will Wing the Wong number.
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Celebrities Joke
Here's a lame one. . . . What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
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Letter Joke
What girl's name is like a letter? Kay (K).
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Weirdest Joke
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant dung on rye. She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks loose!The restaurant owner comes storming out of the kitchen. He runs up to the customer's table, slaps five $100 bills down on it and says, -'You got me that time buddy, but I want you to know that's the first time in ten years we've been out of rye bread!'
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Fun Funny Joke
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles. Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings? A: To put their feet through.
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Marriage Joke
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. 'But, officer, ' the man began, 'I can explain' 'Just be quiet, ' snapped the officer. 'I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back. ' 'But, officer, I just wanted to say' 'And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!' A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, 'Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back. ' 'Don't count on it, ' answered the fellow in the cell. 'I'm the groom. '
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