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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Village Idiot Joke
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom. The sales person comes back with the condom and says 'Put this on your bill sir' to which the duck replies 'what do you think I'M a dickhead!'
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Brother and sister Joke
My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.
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Satire Joke
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Priceless Joke
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he chose a brass rat and brought it up to the counter. The proprietor said, that will be $10 for the brass rat and $'1
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Legal Humor
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: 'Your Honor, I wish to change my plea. 'Judge: 'Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?'Defendant: 'No sir, when I pleaded Not Guilty I didn't know there would be women on the jury. Since I can't even fool my wife, I'll never be able to fool the four women jurors. '
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Beauty Joke
Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!
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Car and train Joke
Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Motorist: No, you're the one with the radar.
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Comedy Joke
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I'm old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I do.
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