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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of hilarious office jokes and other funny jokes |
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Farmer Joke
Why are farmers cruel? Because they pull corn by the ears.
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Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. You may not fish on a camel's back. Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back. A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face. A law passed in 1912 provided that 'The carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless some are exhibited to public view. '
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Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a smarty!
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Romance Joke
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file. Intrigued, Dave went up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse. 'My wife, ' the man replied. 'I'm sorry, ' said Dave. 'What happened to her?' 'My dog bit her and she died. ' Dave then asked who was in the second hearse. The man replied, 'My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as well. ' 'Can I borrow your dog?' 'Get in line. ' replied the man.
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Bumper Stickers - 3
House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
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Law Enforcement Joke
Two Rangers stopped a guy for speeding on the state highway in Waxahachie, Texas. As they were writing up the ticket, one Ranger turned to the other and said, 'How do you spell Waxahachie?' The other one replied, 'I don't know. ' So the first one said, 'Well what are we gong to do? If we spell it wrong it will get dismissed. ' The second Ranger said, 'Why don't we just let him go and stop him again when he gets to Waco?'
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Mad Joke
Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A: She had to break a window to get out!
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog Your just playing too much croquet!
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