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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of hilarious jokes for kids and other funny jokes |
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Criminal Joke
What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ? Robbery with violets !
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Bicycle Joke
Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it is two-tired (too tired).
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Father Joke
Today in English we learned absolutely nothing about killing mockingbirds.
I went to a tough high school. In biology we used to dissect custodians.
To be a first-grade teacher you have to have skill, dedication, and an immunity to knock-knock jokes.
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Stand Up Joke
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases. One proctologist tells the other one about the time he put his hand into a patient and pulled out a large bouquet of flowers. The other proctologist looked really amazed and asked, 'Where did those flowers come from?'The other proctologist answered very cooly, 'How should I know. There wasn't any card!!'
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Weather Joke
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the children have to play inside.
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Computer Joke
The programmer to his son: 'Here, I brought you a new basketball. ' 'Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?'
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Father Joke
Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze?
Pupil: Hot water!
Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days?
Pupil: All of them!
Why was the head
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Lawyer Joke
If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you read the paper or go to lunch?
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