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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of hilarious christian jokes and other funny jokes |
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Money Joke
Where can you always find money? In the dictionary.
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Car and train Joke
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Situations Humor
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He began to speak in a soft and steady voice over the loud-speakersystem. 'Listen to the sound of my voice. . . ', he kept repeating, 'the soundof my voice. . . every word is a command. . . the sound of my voice. . . ' Prettysoon, he had every single student in the audience completely mesmerized, eachone hanging on his every word. Needing to take a quick piss, he announced 'I will have to leave the stagefor a moment, but you will all remain in a trance while I am gone' And thenhe repeated the words 'the sound of my voice. . . every word is a command. ' Ashe turned to go, he tripped over the microphone cord, landed on his butt, and yelled 'SHIT!'
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Just for Laughs Joke
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques four my revueMiss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a wordAnd weight four it two sayWeather eye am wrong oar writeIt shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maidIt nose bee fore two longAnd eye can put the error riteIts rare lea ever wrong. Eye have run this poem threw itI am shore your pleased two noIts letter perfect awl the weighMy chequer tolled me sew.
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Dead and dying Joke
What's a zombie's favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.
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Pig Joke
Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green? It was Saint Patrick's Day.
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Mom and Dad Joke
The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it.
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School Joke
Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes. Pupil : We're not passing notes. We're playing cards !
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