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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Ethnic Joke - 1
Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child? A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.
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Celebrities Joke
Here's a gross one:What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their beef between 9 year old buns.
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Computing Joke
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, Fix one bug, compile it again, 101 little bugs in the code. 101 little bugs in the code, 101 bugs in the code, Fix one bug, compile it again, 103 little bugs in the code.
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Sport Joke
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
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Relationships Joke
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She has a parrot on her shoulder. Woman says: If you can tell me what kind of animal I haveon my shoulder. . . I'll sleep with you. ' Guy says: 'An alligator?' Woman says: 'Close enough'
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Bumper Stickers - 1
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
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Math Joke
A biologist, a statistician, a mathematician and a computer scientist are on a photo-safari in africa. They drive out on the savannah in their jeep, stop and scout the horizon with their binoculars.
The biologist: 'Look! There's a herd of zebras! And there, in the middle : A white zebra! It's fantastic! There are white zebra's! We'll be famous!'
The statistician: 'It's not significant. We only know there's one white zebra. '
The mathematician: 'Actually, we only know there exists a zebra, which is white on one side. '
The computer scientist: 'Oh, no! A special case!'
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Farmer Joke
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a stroll in the fields when they came across a cow and a calf rubbing noses. 'Boy, ' said the farmer, 'that sure makes me want to do the same. ' 'Well, go ahead, ' said his girlfriend. 'It's your cow. '
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