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Religion Joke
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue, finally gave up and asked the Cardinal next to him, 'What's a four letter word, ending in U - N - T that means 'woman'?'The Cardinal was working on his own puzzle and didn't even bother to look up. '*A*unt, your Holiness. 'The Pope didn't speak for a second. 'Oh. ' He paused. 'Do you have an eraser?'
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Sport Joke
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? Because he liked sole music!
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Miscellaneous Joke
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it. 2. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. 'Yes' is the answer. 3. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. 4. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. 5. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats. 6. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn. 7. If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book. If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where you live. 8. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. 9. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. 10. Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor. 11. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. 12. Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid, too. 13. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way. 14. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. 15. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them. 16. Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. 17. A . 44 Magnum beats four aces.
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Animal World
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says 'Do you know how to drive this thing?'
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Barbie doll Joke
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chernobyl Barbie . . . glows in the dark
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Dirty Joke
Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the moment.
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Cannibal Joke
First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they're all very unsavory.
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Love and Marriage Joke
An insurance salesman was trying to persuade a housewife to buy a life insurance policy. 'Just imagine if your husband was to die tomorrow,' he said. 'What would you get?'
'Oh, a Labrador dog, I think,' replied the housewife. 'They're so well-behaved.
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