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Business Joke
The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused. 'Need some help?' a secretary asked. 'Yes, ' he replied. 'How does this thing work?' 'Simple, ' she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shredder. 'Thanks, but where do the copies come out?'
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Rabbit Joke
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
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Blonde Joke - 1
Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!
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Bird Joke
What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?
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Science Joke
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone evening and said to the bartender 'Give everyone a drinkexcept that gay guy over there'About fifteen minutes later he gives the same order, 'Give everyonea drink except that gay guy over there'The gay guy asks the bartender for two ice cubes. The bartenderasks why, and the gay guy says 'I am going to put one in eachcheek, go over there, and cold-cock that big sonofabitch!'
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Bird Joke
What do you call a Scottish parrot ? A Macaw !
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Humorous Joke
Q: Where do people who say 'shoot' and 'darn' go to? A: Heck
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Fun Joke
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: 'They are both stuck-up cunts!'
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