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Time Joke
1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ? 2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !
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Funny Famous Joke
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of a time telling them apart. An aunt asked the mom if she had any problems distinguishing the two lads, and the mother replied, 'No, I can tell them apart by their balls. One bawls all night, the other bawls all day!'
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Dog Joke - 1
A man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, 'Pssst you come over here!' He looks round and can see no one but an old mangy greyhound. 'yes over here!' Said the greyhound 'Look at me I'm tied up here, I should be racing I won 14 races in my carrer you know?' The man thought to himself 'Oh my god a talking dog, I have to have it, it will make me rich, tv appearances cabaret bookings' So he goes in search of the owner. He found the owner and said 'I'd like to buy your dog, is he for sale??' The owner says 'No mate you don't want that old moth eaten thing!' 'But I do!' Insisted the man 'I'lll give you 1000 pounds for him. 'Ok said the owner but I think your making a big mistake!' Handing over the money the man said 'Why do you think that?' The man replied 'Because that dogs a bloody liar it's never won a race in it's life!'
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Dog Joke - 1
Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween!
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Monster Joke
What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle? The candle is a thousand times brighter!
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Pig Joke
What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples? 'Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra. '
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Chimney.
Chimney who?
Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio?
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Biologist Joke
A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recruit said, 'I know how the transmitters work, but I have one question--how do you catch the polar bears in the first place?' 'I bet you use high-powered tranquilizer dart guns, right?' 'Oh no!' the experienced biologist replied, 'we use an ancient Eskimo technique, developed centuries ago. First, we dig a huge hole in the ice. Next, we place a circle of green peas all the way around the hole. Then, we go hide behind some ice blocks and wait. Finally, when a polar bear comes up to take a pea, we kick him in the ice-hole !!!'
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